WHAT. THE. HECK.

Last night there was a fly buzzing around and after a while it landed on the computer screen. I took a shot at it with the newspaper and I thought I had at least injured it a bit but I couldn't find it anywhere. It had flown off. I kept hearing the damn buzzing and was really annoyed but I couldn't be bothered to try swatting it again because hey! it's just a fly. Afterwards, I went to the living room to watch some television and I heard the buzzing again. Now I don't know if it was the same fly, but DAMN it would be hella freaky if it had been. Still, I didn't bother with it.

Then tonight, I heard the friggin fly buzzing around again! I was on my laptop discussing this with Gailyn and many a time I got up to swat the fly with my ruler. Every time I stood up, the buzzing stopped. Every time I sat down, the buzzing started. And I would hear it go right past my ear and see it land within arms reach and even one time I thought I had it but it would just get away!

After a while, I noticed I hadn't heard the buzzing a while and I shut off my computer and was about to leave the room. Then I went to pick up my glass of water and in the cup was the friggin fly. Of all places!!! It was suffering a bit in the water and that was kind of sad, but I was mad! I brought the cup over to the desk and the fly was slowly climbing up the sides. Then I picked up the closest piece of paper (from Holiday Inn, so classy) and topped the cup up and secured it with an elastic band. So now for the past 40 minutes the fly has been climbing up the sides and poking at the paper and in the last minute it just started zooming around in the water being so crazy. It's a fucking mutant!!!