Suprise Inside!

So, here I am sitting at the computer getting ready to type up my religion questions (ew) and my mom comes down.

"I need you to open up these bandages."

"Okay." I say, and proceed to open up the two packets while watching the screen. Then it occurs to me, hey! I wonder why my mom needs these bandaids. So I ask "What happened?" and during this question I turn around and see a glimpse of my mother's bloodied finger. Eugh! Panic! Now, after closer inspection I realize that I saw the polysporn and thought her finger was pustualating which made it much worse. However it made me a litte squeemish even after I realized that (okay, a lot squeemish). Apparently Mother dahling thought her finger was the tip of an asparagus and chop! There goes dinner! I shall never be a doctor.

So on to other news! I went to the ortho today, appt was at 3:15, got there in time and ended up waiting 40 minutes to see her. All those bratty little kids getting braces on, sheesh. Haha. So I got this new appliance thing to make me stop grinding my teeth at night which she doesn't even know if I really do, but she thinks maybe I am grinding which would lead to my jaw cracking. And yes, a very exciting piece of information about me, I know.

-Girls internalize things more than boys-

She had to shave off the appliance (gotta get a better name for it) and I got all these little white flakes on my clothes and, I'm pretty sure down my throat. Now it feels all scratchy. Looks like I wouldn't have been able to enjoy that asparagus anyway.

I have a new sticker collection that is forming on my computer moniter. I believe I mentioned this earlier. Now I'm giving it a name. My Cracker Jack Sticker Collection! Original, I know. So I recently got a sticker that is suppsoed to go on a light switch so there is this little bit that says punch out so you can put it over the light switch. I did, but then I liked the sticker because it made me think of punching out a person, so it got in the collection. I sound a little violent.

So the rest of the sticker is an elephant without a trunk (because that's where the switch is supposed to be) and his name is Walter. I now feel like I have a friend :)

Anyway, those religion questions are beckoning. Off to work I go... haha... not very likely, I will probably procrastinate some more, yay!

I'm off
-Anne-

Hmm... haven't signed Clean Anne in awhile

-Clean Anne-

P.S. Some cracker jack jokes/facts:

Ever wonder why cows eat so much grass?
-They have four stomachs!-

A rat's teeth never stop growing.
Comment by the little dog in Jack's (I'm assuming it's Jack) arms: Dentist's must love it!