Barbie Dolls

When Barbie can't keep a long term relationship what hope is there for the rest of us? I knwo that I am way behind the times but what is teh deal with Ken and Barbie breaking up. Like hello, everyone knows Ken and Barbie they are America's sweethearts. He has put up with her long list of careers (can you say "unstable") and she has put up with his mooching. So why afterall thsi time does barbie decide to go run off with cute surfer boy Blaine (I think thats his name). Blaine and Barbie, liek EW, its suppose to be Ken and Barbie. Think of teh children. You know the millions of little girls worldwide who have looked to barbie for inspiration! Barbie, I know you wnat to enjoy life and you belive banging Blaine will do that, it won't. It will be Ken's stablity and love that will win out!

Also where the heck is Barbie's mother? Anyone else ever notice that Barbie keeps getting more little sisters and yet their is no mother to be found. Now I have been putting dome thought into thsi and I believe that Barbie's little sisters are Barbie's little daughters! Eureka! Maybe i have discovered teh reason that the Ken and Barbie relationship didn't last. I naturally assume that Ken is teh father (but knowing Barbie and her skanky ways it could be anyone) and maybe their relationship ended cause Ken wanted marriage so they coudl raise their children togtehr. Poor Ken! Ken is a great guy! Love you Ken, you can do better then Barbie teh whore!

So thats my rambling for the day!
Night All!
-Kathleen