"What's not cool, bro?"

Guys, i don't think you understand my love for fire alarms. My love for fire alarms at 1:30am. My love for fire alarms at 1:30am when i'm just about to hop into bed and i'm all warm and cozy and when i have to trek outside into the cold night where people around me are abuzz and being obnoxious because apparently my res houses the 3 most obnoxious boys ever who do cheers because they think they are hilarious but instead annoy everyone around them and almost getting elbowed in the face because people flail their arms around like it's no big deal and when we finally all figure out they we can head into a building after standing outside for too long and waiting around forever, they tell us it's okay to go inside. This is a unique kind of love. I am lucky to know it.

Kim